Beat the Cock!

6 mins

“All right, folks, welcome back to another episode of Beat. The. Cock! I’m your host, Dick Holden, and we’re either going to learn some trivia or see some jizz fly, hopefully a bit of both!”

Dick Holden walks across the stage, the camera panning, following him. The audience claps.

“We’ve got one of our fastest cummers up here today, Axel, ready to stroke, stroke, stroke. And our beautiful contestant is Kylie, a forty-four-year-old teacher and mother from Texas. How are you doing?”

Kylie, a curvy woman with brunette hair and glasses wearing a flannel button-up and jeans, sits on a chair, looking at Axel, who is nude and erect, standing a couple feet away.

“I’m doing great today, Dick,” Kylie said. “I’ve trained for months, and I’m going to get that all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii.”

“Well, there’s only one way we’ll know for sure. Say it with me, folks! It’s time to Beat! The! Cock!”

Jazzy music starts playing.

“Axel, you know the rules, but for those tuning in for the first time, it’s simple. We ask our contestant questions. They need to answer all ten as quickly as they can before our man up there releases his load. For every incorrect answer, our contestant must remove a piece of clothing. If she runs out of clothing, that’s a surprise you’ll just have to tune in for. Let’s start the clock!”

Axel grabs his cock and starts to pump to the rhythm of the music.

“Kylie, it’s time for your first question. What is the capital of the state of Wisconsin?”

“Madison!”

A bell dings twice. “Correct-o-moon-doe!”

“Question number two. What is the loudest animal on the planet?”

“The lion?” Kylie answered, unsure.

A buzzer goes off. “Sorry, Kylie, but it’s the sperm whale. Time for you to lose an article of clothing.”

Kylie stands up and slides off her jeans. She’s wearing bright red panties; her face matches. The crowd whistles.

“What do you think, Axel? That’s a pretty nice ass, don’t you think?”

Axel nods. The pace of the music picks up, as does Axel’s stroking.

“Let’s keep going. Question three, how many signs are in the Zodiac?”

“Twelve!”

Ding, ding!

“On to numero cuatro… If a male donkey is a jack, what is a female called?”

“An ass.”

The buzzer buzzes.

“Sorry, Kylie, but the correct answer is a ‘jenny.’ But I see what you’re going for, nice try.”

Kylie grabs the bottom of her flannel and pulls it up over her head. A red bra supports her cosmic breasts.

“Kylie—she’s beautiful from every side. If I were you, Axel, I’d be on the edge. How are you doing up there?”

Axel gives Dick a thumbs up with his free hand.

“Let’s keep on truckin’. It’s time for five. Which continent is the largest?”

Kylie took a second to think. “Asia!”

“Way to recover! You’re past the halfway mark, and you’re doing great. Good old Axel up there is thinking back to his days of masturbating to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog in his parents’ bathroom.”

Kylie, engrossed in the contest, leans forward on the chair, ready for Dick to get on with the next question.

“What is the main ingredient of falafel?”

“Spinach?”

“Sorry, but the acceptable answers are chickpeas or garbanzo beans. Folks, we’re going to get our first glance at some naughty bits. I’m sure you’re all as excited as I am!”

Kylie, looking away from the crowd and Axel, reaches behind her back and unstraps her bra, letting it fall to the ground. Her breasts drop, bouncing slightly. Her pale nipples are almost the exact same color as her skin.

“That is—dare I say—a damn fine pair of breasts. Nobody look, but I think I just pitched a tent!”

Kylie sits back on her chair and runs her fingertips over her breasts. Her nipples harden.

“Lucky number seven, let’s do it. What is the name of Bart Simpson’s sister?”

“Lisa!”

“Correct! Three left, let’s keep going. What is a duel between three people called?”

Kylie pauses. “Skip!”

“We were looking for ‘truel.’ Quite an obscure one, I know. It’s time to lose that last article, let’s see what’s down under.”

Kylie stands up and slides down her panties. Her mons pubis is covered with thick curly hair, her dangling labia visible. She takes her seat back on the chair, her legs spread. The crowd cheers as she starts to rub her clit.

“Look folks, she’s taunting Axel! Is that pre-cum I see? He’s gonna blow soon! Two questions left. Kylie’s down to the wire.”

“Nine, my favorite number after six, let’s get on with it. Name one planet in our solar system that does not have a moon.”

“Jupiter!”

The sharp sound of the buzzer causes Kylie to jump up and cover her face with her hands.

“Sorry, but Mercury and Venus are the two planets without a moon. You’re out of clothing, so it’s time for the double boner round.”

Dick unzips his pants and takes his cock out, stroking it with his right hand while he holds his microphone with his left.

“Lucky for you, Kylie, you’ve got one question left. Not so lucky for you, I just saw Axel’s ass cheeks tighten, and I think you’re one fine MILF.”

Dick and Axel stand close to Kylie who vigorously rubs her clit while she pinches her nipple and moans.”

“Q-q-question ten, our f-f-final question. W-w-hat’s the hardest rock?”

The music stops. The crowd is silent.

“Diamond!” Kylie yells.

Ding, ding! The only sound that leaves Dick’s mouth is a groan as semen flies out of his cock and onto Kylie’s breasts. Kylie grabs Axel with her free hand while she vigorously works her clit. The crowd roars.

Dick catches his breath and says, “Folks, this is a first! Kylie beat the cock, but we still saw cum fly. And now she’s giving Axel a helping hand. A true champion!”

Kylie pumps Axel’s cock while he fondles her nipples. Kylie’s whole body shakes as she orgasms and moans. Not long after, jizz shoots out of Axel’s cock, covering Kylie’s glasses. The warm cum drips down onto her smiling face. She runs her tongue along her lips.

“What a historic night. We saw Kylie not only win a trip to Hawaii for her whole family but make it through the double boner round and get herself and Axel off. I’m truly spent, what a show. Thanks for tuning in, and see you next time on Beat. The. Cock!”